Here’s a little story I made up in chat.. talking about chickens or something.. I giggled myself when I wrote it…

“I was a cock in my last life.. but i couldnt cluck for nothing… so yeah.. lets just say i couldnt get laid for the life of me… Im not getting laid, the farmer’s not getting any eggs. Whats worse, imagine me, a mute cock trying to wake up everyone in the morning. I didnt last long at all, ended up mixed in a meat grinder and put on a sandwich.. then i came back as a human with red hair and freckles… And I still cant sing… fuck me… reincarnation’s a bitch…”

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