Ok.. here in Bryan/College Station we have been having a problem with lovebugs for over a month. They are little black bugs that fly. They’re called love bugs because the are usually paired together with another mate, having sex while they’re flying. Yes… flying sex. Imagine the coordination involved in that. They must be pretty good at it too because there are THOUSANDS of them, everywhere. Every car you pass has black bugs covering the front of the vehicle, and splats all over the windshield. You can’t wash your car because the next time you drive it, it will be covered all over again. You can’t even walk outside without them buzzing all around you. I went out today and one almost flew in my mouth. Luckily, it was one that wasn’t having sex… that would’ve been gross….

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